IT’S A CRACKER - hope these will amuse you


What’s a dog’s favourite carol?

Bark the herald angels sing


What do snowmen have for breakfast?



What does Father Christmas do with naughty elves?

He gives them the sack


What do you give a dog for Christmas?

A mobile bone


Why did the pony have to gargle?

Because it was a little horse


Why are Christmas Trees bad for knitting?

Because they drop their needles


What is Santa’s favourite pizza?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.


What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet


What do you call a train loaded with toffee?

A chew-chew train


Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince-spy


What has four legs but can’t walk?

A table


What is the oldest table in the World?

The multiplication table


What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh?”

Santa walking backwards


What do frogs wear on their feet?

Open toad sandles


Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrr!


What’s yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.

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