IT’S A CRACKER - hope these will amuse you

 

What’s a dog’s favourite carol?

Bark the herald angels sing

 

What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Snowflakes

 

What does Father Christmas do with naughty elves?

He gives them the sack

 

What do you give a dog for Christmas?

A mobile bone

 

Why did the pony have to gargle?

Because it was a little horse

 

Why are Christmas Trees bad for knitting?

Because they drop their needles

 

What is Santa’s favourite pizza?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

 

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet

 

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?

A chew-chew train

 

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince-spy

 

What has four legs but can’t walk?

A table

 

What is the oldest table in the World?

The multiplication table

 

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh?”

Santa walking backwards

 

What do frogs wear on their feet?

Open toad sandles

 

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrr!

 

What’s yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.

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