IT’S A CRACKER - hope these will amuse you
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark the herald angels sing
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
What does Father Christmas do with naughty elves?
He gives them the sack
What do you give a dog for Christmas?
A mobile bone
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because it was a little horse
Why are Christmas Trees bad for knitting?
Because they drop their needles
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew-chew train
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
What has four legs but can’t walk?
What is the oldest table in the World?
The multiplication table
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh?”
Santa walking backwards
What do frogs wear on their feet?
Open toad sandles
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrrrr!
What’s yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.