WELCOME TO THE MEMBERS ONLY PAGE 5

HUMOUR

 

What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation

 

What’s pointed in one direction and headed in another?

A Pin

 

What goes up and down but never moves?

A staircase

 

What flies but never goes anywhere?

A flag

 

What has a bottom at the top?

Legs

 

What has a neck but no head?

A bottle

 

 

What is the longest word of all?

Smile because there is a ‘mile’ between the beginning and end

 

Why did the art teacher fall ill?

She had pencilitus

 

Tony, ‘Our teacher likes me best’!

‘How do you know?’

‘She puts more X’s on my homework than yours!

What's in an Accent?

This item is an essay based on the experience of one of the Society members who came to the West Midlands to get a job. 

Click on the pdf to read the full essay.

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The Tipton Thunderbolt
Illustration by B. Ridout